Women's Socksmith Coffee Makes You Poop Cotton Crew Socks - Mustard Heather

Let’s be honest—coffee is more than a beverage, it’s a process. These Women’s “Coffee Makes You Poop” cotton crew socks lean into that universally understood morning moment with adorable emoji-style poop piles, tiny steaming coffee cups, and sweet little hearts scattered throughout.

Soft, breathable, and delightfully cheeky, this pair brings cozy humor to your daily routine. Perfect for slow mornings, work-from-home days, coffee dates, or gifting someone who laughs at the truth—because sometimes the best socks are the ones that get you.

Features

• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Midweight feel — perfect year-round, not too thick or thin
• Comfort stretch for a secure fit that moves with you
• Crew height — hits at the perfect spot for everyday outfits
• Easy-care fabric — machine washable and built to last
• Designed with love in California with Socksmith’s signature novelty style
• 52% Cotton, 45% Nylon, 3% Spandex

SKU: WNC3793-MHT

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